Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, “Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore.” So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending
my “Thank you” for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now
they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
know is what the meaning of “is” is. It really is great to know that
certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other
one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie
“Wag the Dog” could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid
testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4
imprisonment’s from he Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other “Clinton” scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of
our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on “vacations” carefully
disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for “finding” millions of dollars— I really
didn’t need it in the first place, and I can’t think of a more well deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have
logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons
of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have
them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores he pardoned while Governor
of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure
that Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
housewarming gifts you’ve received from your “friends.”

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware,
linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)
out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less
tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
dollar advance for her upcoming “tell-all” book and you, Bill, the $10
million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!

14. The last and most important point – thank you for forcing Israel
to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus
in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As
part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree
to release so-called “political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would
not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the
time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,
“insisted” that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade
Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen

PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for “inventing”
the Internet, without which I would not be able to post this wonderful
factual message.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY

Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under
the “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,” which means that even if
she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary
until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible
after only 6 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He
is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary
outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for
that?

WE DO!

It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY
residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New
York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.
Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover
at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for
the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their
mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s
salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for
their 12 man staff — and, this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?

3 comments

  1. I noticed floating around the internet the infamous “Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton” so I decided to write my own letter to Mr. Bush and his family:

    Dear Mr. Bush and his extended Family:

    Thank you for teaching us about family values and once again teaching our country that only the wealthy have proper representation when it comes to matters of law. All of George W. and Jeb Bush’s children have been in trouble with the law ranging from alcohol offenses to sexual misconduct and felony prescription fraud and the Bush kids never go to jail or prison. Perhaps the President and Jeb Bush should either lay down the law starting at home, or else they should start caring for the citizens they govern with the same understanding and compassion they use when governing their own children.

    Thank you for being a good role model. Bush was convicted of drunk driving and lied to cover it up. He lied at his press conference on 11/3/2000, he lied in court in 1978, he lied to the Dallas Morning News in 1998, he lied to Meet the Press in 1999 and he lied to CBS in 1999. Bush now justifies covering up his arrest “to be a good role model for his daughters.” How does he figure that? Lying to cover up your crimes is not what I call being a good role model. Taking responsibility for your actions, admitting fault honestly and warning people of the consequences you suffered, THAT would be a good example. In fact, Bush’s running mate Dick Cheney now admits he had two drunk driving offenses in 1962 and 1963, giving the Bush — Cheney ticket a new world record of 3 DUI’s on one ticket. The conviction is bad enough, but the real question is, what other revelations are going to come later, about his drug use (which he won’t deny), failing to show up for a year of his National Guard service (which he joined to get out of serving in the Vietnam war), or sexual escapades in his swinging single days? Bush sought and received favored treatment and got out of serving in the Vietnam War and has weaseled like Clinton at his worst and even flat out lied when explaining what happened.

    Bush has also lied under oath in the funeral-gate investigation. Bush perjured himself under oath, according to the sworn testimony of two of his political allies. The situation is amazingly similar to Clinton’s Lewinsky problem: a potentially damaging lawsuit arose that threatened to involve him. Just like Clinton, Bush swore in an affidavit that he had no involvement in the case, which got him excused from testifying. And just like Clinton, the affidavit was proven false months later by new evidence.

    Perhaps he learned all of this from his daddy who lied during the investigation of the Iran-Contra affair when he denied approving the illegal plan at a top-level meeting with Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger and Secretary of State George Shultz. He obstructed justice when he pardoned Weinberger, Poindexter and others for their crimes committed in Iran-Contra, which blocked the Independent Counsel’s investigation and prevented a full investigation of his own role in the affair. He also lied when he called Clarence Thomas the “most qualified” candidate for nomination to the Supreme Court, and obstructed justice when he appointed him to serve despite Thomas’ record as a sexual harasser and his absolute opposition to abortion rights and civil rights for women and minorities. Lets not forget that rumors about Bush’s own “Jennifer” have never been laid to rest. Thank you George, Jr. for appointing two Iran-Contra criminals to diplomatic posts – John Negroponte and Otto Reich.

    Thank you for being responsible for the deaths of Japanese students resulting from the submarine “fun ride” for Republican contributors. You then set up the sub commander to take the fall and scarcely one month after the disaster, you quietly resume “joyrides for Republicans” on submarines. (at least the Lincoln bedroom never killed anybody). You also still secretly aided and abetted the criminal probe of former President Clinton by US Attorney in NYC after publicly stating it was time to “move on” and were responsible for the false allegations of vandalism by outgoing Clinton personnel and the widely exaggerated “gift” scandal .

    Thank you for backing off on your campaign promise to cap CO2 emissions which contribute to global warming. Thank you for lifting Clinton’s orders banning logging and road-building in about a third of our nation’s national forests. Thank you for staying mute as OPEC planned to cut oil production to use the leverage to manufacture scare tactics regarding the energy crisis so that you can further your drilling efforts for a few months worth of oil in our sacred Alaskan Wildlife Refuge.

    Thank you Mr. Bush for giving 40% of the nation’s tax relief to the top 1% of the wealthiest people in America. In order to pay for your vast tax cut for the richest 1 percent of Americans, you cut the most famous and successful of all the War on Poverty programs. Where is the outrage from the crusaders; the Christian Coalition, the pro-life, pro-child, pro-family advocates? They want to save the children, but they don’t want to feed them. We hear the never-ending mantra, of “socialism” every time there’s an effort to correct an injustice, or make improvements on deplorable conditions. Well, if thinking that pregnant women and children shouldn’t starve makes you a socialist, then I plead guilty. Thank you for standing up for the children who are already born. You propose cutting kids from the Head Start program, eliminating all funding for the Early Learning Opportunities programs and freezing funding for Healthy Start, a program to reduce low birth weight, inadequate prenatal care, and other factors contributing to infant mortality. To add insult, you also have proposed plans that would shift federal funds away from America’s public schools to private schools.

    Thank you for threatening to take away the fundamental constitutional liberty that individual Americans – not government – can best take responsibility for making the most difficult and intensely personal decisions regarding reproduction and letting God himself decide what the consequences for that woman will be. Thank you for offering to take another woman’s only child and send that child off to war to face death to “finish what your daddy started” while you yourself ran with your tail between your legs during the Vietnam War.

    We all knew Saddam was evil but there is a time and a place for everything. Thank you for lying about the reasons why we had to go to war and making one of your puppets take the fall for you. Thank you for going in without the United Nations backing us and loosing the respect of some of our greatest allies. Thank you for causing a war which is going to last many more years at a billion dollars a day. Who is going to pay for this?

    Thank you for planning to cut Social Security benefits; provide prescription drug coverage for only 6 percent of seniors; safeguard big corporations rather than workers; and allow polluters to get away with contaminating our air and water. Thank you for spending my Social Security money on tax breaks for special interests, and having a plan to cut my benefits and raise the retirement age with a risky privatization scheme. Thank you for protecting the big drug companies. Thank you for breaking your promise on education.

    Most of all, thank you for giving the Taliban $43 million dollars in May of 2001. The gift, in addition to other aid, made the U.S. the main sponsor of the Taliban at that time and rewarded that regime for declaring that opium growing is “against the will of God”. I hold you partially responsible for the inhumane treatment and deaths of people in Afghanistan and the deaths of almost 5,000 innocent Americans and more to come in the upcoming war.

    I don’t know about you but if Hillary Clinton were to run in the next presidential race, she would have my vote in a heartbeat.

    Sincerely:

    A U.S. Citizen

  2. What in the world is President Clinton’s birth name? I know he changed his name.
    Also I know he is receiving $200,000.00 a year from corruption in San Bernardino County and its neighboring counties, THE YUCAIPA GROUP CONNECTING GLOBAL INVESTMENTORS, INVESTMENTS, PROPERTY LAUNDERING FOR DEVELOPERS, In IRELANd,ITALY, FRANCE, GERMANY, AND ETC.
    NEED TO KNOW HIS BIRTH NAME.
    WAS AND IS HE RELATED TO THE REGISTRAR OF VOTERS PERSON,William H.Clinton who swore in Floyd Tidwell, IN SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY in 1982? there is a lot of corruption going on to enslave free citizens. Citizens pay for their perks as well as their enslavement. Was there international kiddie porn and drug trade going on outside of Billings Montana?

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